There once was an old lady named 'Lil'
She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves
. ".
. I was sitting in one of the lounge couches when she came back. I’d like it if you stayed around more, or even speak to me at school for once

There once was an old lady named 'Lil'
She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves
. ".
. I was sitting in one of the lounge couches when she came back. I’d like it if you stayed around more, or even speak to me at school for once

There once was an old lady named 'Lil'
She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves
. ".
. I was sitting in one of the lounge couches when she came back. I’d like it if you stayed around more, or even speak to me at school for once
